Saturday, June 16, 2007

Lawl x32767

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Monday, June 11, 2007

Silly Sallys, it's just a game!

Lol, so I got a phone call just now from Kannabis! aka. Yeyo. aka. Vektra. yeaaa! This guy has some fucking problems, seriously... listen to this message lol. (Download)

LoL Ted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok bye

Friday, June 8, 2007

Oh, HELLO THERE!

HI EVERYONE! Sorry! I've been CRAZY busy lately! Just finished filming my new movie.. There's still quite a bit of editing to do, but it should be out very soon! I STRONGLY recommend you guys go out and buy this one. It's a keeper! It's one of those ones where you can just watch it over and over and over again! Here's the movie poster!



Yep, so if you're into the whole Gay Porn thing, check it out. Bryan already ordered 6 copies incase the first 5 fuck up from over use.

So anyways! on to the real reason why we're all here! You all wanna make yourselves feel better by reading the sad sad story of amphetamines... YOU MAKE ME SICK! It's ok, it cheers me up all the time too. Seriously, this is a guy who's had more fucking problems than paris hilton. More cock too!

So.. Where to begin? I dont wanna make this too long, so I'll start around... we'll call it august. back when bryan is living with his equally fucked up sister. So there they are. two helpless cases, neither wanting to find a job to pay the rent or buy food. Just when things are looking dark and grey, a shining white knight appears! (literally, my head can seriously shine.. and im white!) So i went over, brought a large pizza with me to feed the poor kids, and i also brought $80 to purchase adena from amphetamines so he can pay his rent. i didnt need the adena, it was the only way i could help him out without just giving him money that i'd never see again. So after that, he paid his rent (where he found the rest of the money i dont know, but i do remember him mentioning his knees were sore... ?)

anyways, lets fast forward to november, when he's been dating his g/f that he met online (just like every other girl he's ever dated, except for kim, his high school sweet heart whos family also supported him, and then she cheated on him...) so yea, his g/f...yea, that he's been dating for about a month! umm, yea, he moved in with his g/f, his g/f's sister, and his g/f's mom! so now they're all living together 1 big happy family, bryan's getting home cooked meals and everything's fine and dandy! im so happy! everything's working out fine!!! except bryan still doesnt have a job, nor has he since ... september? i'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he got a job for 2 weeks in october, cause i know it was around september or october that he got a job then "quit" cause the manager kept telling him what to do.

so yea, fast forward again to january, when him and his g/f move out of his g/f's mom's house and they move into their very own appartment! yay! their very own appartment that his g/f is paying the entirety of. so now they're living together, his g/f's paying the rent, buying groceries, paying the cable and internet bill so bryan can still play lineage. and bryan still doesnt have a job. so bryan and his g/f argue about how bryan has to get a job, and bryan cries a little bit about how he's been trying really hard to find a job online when he's in town regaining mp and he minimizes lineage to go to monster.ca. so finally his g/f has enough and takes on extra work from her job and brings it home for bryan to do! yay! bryan officially has a job! sort of... it's a total of about 20 hours every 2 weeks work (for smart people who know how to read and write and spell). but bryan was having a really hard time with it. he had to script tv scripts, and anyone who has visited bryan's blog knows that bryan + spelling dont mix. well, his g/f realized this too, and every time he would finish the work she gave him to do (often LATE) she would have to redo the whole thing anyways cause of spelling and grammar issues! OYE!

so fast forwarding some more now, bryan's still working on those scripts that he cant spell properly with, having big ambitious dreams of wanting to go back to school for business and stuff like that, trying to convince himself and his g/f that spelling and grammar don't matter out in the real world! LAWL! spelling and grammar don't matter in the real world!? you want to go back to school for business and you don't think people will care that you have the reading level of a 12 year old? fuck, my 12 year old cousin knows the proper usage of the words there, their and they're, DO YOU?

anyways, fast forward again to last month, things still not going well with bryan and his g/f, bryan's content on making enough to pay rent and nothing else, and his g/f (who can blame her) wants more. so finally, she does the only logical thing that any other woman would've done AGES ago... she dumps him, oh dear, poor bryan, dumped... and homeless.. with no place to go... no place to play lineage.. so he gets on msn, and starts talking to tonk's g/f, because he doesn't talk to tonk himself. so tonk's g/f has a saviour idea! why doesn't bryan come stay with me and tonk! hooray! so bryan packed his stuff (2 tshirts, a pair of jeans and a computer) and headed to michigan!

the plan was supposed to be that he would get a job there working construction, doing this doing that, but nope, bryan just found another couple of people to leech off of and live off of. how people fall for his compulsive lying bull shit i'll never know.

have a nice life, faggot. and i hope you follow through on your offer 1 day when you can afford a bus ticket and come kick my ass, it'd be a sad attempt. if i were you, i'd start using tonk's weights... regularly.... for a few months straight.

And im spent, i've been working night shift, and it's 1:15pm and i havent slept yet, so im probably gonna go to bed now! bye!

-Potter!